What a drag

hypnoticlandscape:

giuseppe rivaroli

birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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cipritine:

Fact: By the time you get around to saying “I’m never coming back here again,” there is a 100% chance that the employee was already hoping you wouldn’t and what you said was just reassuring so thanks.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

murphystopheles:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

It looks like Obama has a bad ass ponytail.

murphystopheles:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

It looks like Obama has a bad ass ponytail.

cleromancy:

do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

asscroissant:

bewbin:

what the fuck venasaur doing?

his best

asscroissant:

bewbin:

what the fuck venasaur doing?

his best