What a drag
abbygalloway:
“Honey bees!
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abbygalloway:

Honey bees!

glumshoe:

I made a generator so you too can find your futuristic unisex sci-fi name.

tomasortega:

thequantumqueer:

tilthat:

TIL bank robber Jesse James once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collector to give her back the money.

via reddit.com

a shocking number of old-school american outlaws were intensely community-minded, and their reputations at the time were often very positive among the people. a big part of the reason their legacies are so negative is because the government was able to control the narrative after they died, focusing on the fact that the things they did were illegal, rather than on what they actually did.

Jesse James was literally a confederate sympathizer please people

staanuris:

phan-killjoy-emo-binch:

staanuris:

staanuris:

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

IT WAS A CAR NOT A MOTORCYCLE IM. STILL LAUGIHMG YHOUGH

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This reminds me of that one story where the 4 year old keys the car so the dad smacks his son’s hands off with a wrench then finds out the kid scratched “I love you” into the car

IM SCREAM ING PLEASE FIND IT

hoktril:

hoktril:

the biggest mood of the night is the hulu support agent saying “wack” when i told him one of his solutions didn’t work. mitch r if you’re out there-

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gaylor-moon:
“sons crying thanks
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gaylor-moon:

sons crying thanks

anonymoustypewriter:

smolbiandreadytocry:

niconeeds2nap:

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED