when you type too fast and send “holy hit”
Fact: By the time you get around to saying “I’m never coming back here again,” there is a 100% chance that the employee was already hoping you wouldn’t and what you said was just reassuring so thanks.
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation